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sinfulslasher) wrote2005-04-18 12:30 pm
sinfulslasher) wrote2005-04-18 12:30 pm
Since I have a soft spot for lawyers... *bg*
A certain tax attorney took on a very complex case of tax evasion for a rather mysterious client. He devoted over a year to the case, familiarizing himself with every loophole and angle of current legislation, and made a brilliant argument before the court.
His client was called out of town when the jury returned with its verdict, a sweeping victory for his client on every count.
Flushed with victory, the lawyer exuberantly cabled his client, "Justice has triumphed!"
A realistic fellow, the client immediately wired back, "Appeal at once!"
Hee...
His client was called out of town when the jury returned with its verdict, a sweeping victory for his client on every count.
Flushed with victory, the lawyer exuberantly cabled his client, "Justice has triumphed!"
A realistic fellow, the client immediately wired back, "Appeal at once!"
Hee...
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What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with two empty seats?
A wasted opportunity!
Ok, that was cruel. *g*
*runs from flying paddles*