LOL! Seriously. Some of that stuff can only be explained by drug abuse. Sheesh.

I just remembered, Tony did tell Ziva he was under the influence of a truth serum so "if you wanna ask me anything..." and she did not ask him if he loved her. Why? Because she knows the answer to that, and hearing "are you friggin' kidding me, Bossman's been royally shagging me for the last eight years!" would have probably broken her poor little heart.

*snerk*