23 September 2009 @ 04:56 pm
Not sure if I'm actually gonna post this at the Shack, since it's crack!fic and really ridiculous and badly written (well, it is supposed to be crack!fic...), but after watching the NCIS season opener, I had to get this off my chest. So, here we go:

Title: Veritaserum
Author: Gaby
Author's Notes: This sprang to mind after watching the season opener of NCIS. Also inspired by some of my flist's comments about that episode. You were all so friggin' right, gals!
Additional Notes: This is Tony's POV and is actually set during the episode, pretty much near the end of it, in the corridor. (Not saying more to avoid spoiling people)
Warning: Crack!fic. Please keep in mind what Tony's been...taking in this episode.
Spoilers: TOTAL SPOILER for S07xE01
Summary: Tony's thoughts about life, the universe, Gibbs, rescue missions and everything. 

(Click for story posted in my fic comm)

 
 
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ext_21638: giles[identity profile] spae.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
Wookie!Gibbs \o/

Hilarious ;D
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sinfulslasher: tony ew[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
Ah, the wookie comment was found somewhere on my flist (I don't remember who said it, unfortunately) so I can't take credit for it. But really, he looked ridiculous in that outfit. LOL!

Then again, Gibbs is sexy, no matter what he wears...*g*
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ext_22602: found a friend[identity profile] twicet.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
This hit the spot, love it:)
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sinfulslasher: tony happy face[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
Thank you. :)
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[identity profile] redblack32.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
Yes! Drugged!Tony wrote that show! You nailed it.

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sinfulslasher: gibbs tony heart[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
LOL! Seriously. Some of that stuff can only be explained by drug abuse. Sheesh.

I just remembered, Tony did tell Ziva he was under the influence of a truth serum so "if you wanna ask me anything..." and she did not ask him if he loved her. Why? Because she knows the answer to that, and hearing "are you friggin' kidding me, Bossman's been royally shagging me for the last eight years!" would have probably broken her poor little heart.

*snerk*
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[identity profile] trouvera.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
Yes! thank you!

and personally I'm imagining that at least some of that internal monologue fell into the "oh crap, I just said that out loud" category.
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sinfulslasher: tony not taking bullshit[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :) I just really felt this needed to be said. *g*

And we all know that Tony's been secretly (and not so secretly) lusting after his Wookie. I mean, Boss. *g* And Ziva really needs to get her act together and stop acting like a prissy princess. Meh.
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[identity profile] trouvera.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
Well, of course he's been lusting after his woobie, I mean wookie, er, um, Gibbs, yeah...

And Ziva, well, don't get me started. Between the bitchy "of all the people to come after me, it had to be you", and the forced Tiva "I can't live without you" bs...bleah.

the only redeemable (imho) Tony/Ziva lines were "So how was your summer?" and Z's delivery of personnel info.

And hello? What's with bringing the stinky all the way back to DC? There wasn't even a camp shower available anywhere between Somalia and the navy yard? Really??
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[identity profile] snowdarkred.livejournal.com on October 2nd, 2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
Totally hijacking this to say I AGREE ABOUT THE SHOWERS. I'm pretty sure that to get back to DC, they would have had to go to a military base eventually, and I'm also pretty sure that they have SHOWERS at military bases. And spare clothes. And maybe even some lip balm.
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tejas: ncis-dreamteam[identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
This is the *best* thing to come out of this episode. :-)
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sinfulslasher: gibbs tony heart[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
Oh wow, thank you! :)

Parts of this episode could only be explained by serious drug abuse, so I'm firmly of the opinion that the crappy stuff was just made up in Tony's mind. And really, all he truly wanted was to be rescued by the Silver Fox. "Guess I can't live without you?" WTF kind of line was that to say to Ziva of all people?! *shudders*

Still, we got competent!Tony, and lots of it. And great banter. And brilliant Tony/Gibbs scenes. And shoulder holster shots! *g* (yes, I'm shallow, and ogling MW helps me erase the Tiva-heavy stuff I had to endure!)
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tejas[identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! Tony!Oogling never hurts. :-)

I certainly hope Michael Weatherly has a good sense of humor about all this. :-) He seems to have his head on straight when it comes to fans. I would really hate to think that all of our (and fans in general) Tony!love might ever make him uncomfortable. I think it's one of the reasons why I get so squicked by people who have a hard time drawing the line between the character and the actor. I don't know MW. Never met the man. From what little I've seen/heard/read, he seems like a nice, intelligent guy and he's *very* good at his job, but I don't know the man.

*Tony*, on the other hand, is in my living room many times a week and I think I know him quite well (as well as anyone does, at least). He's great fun to play with and there are all sorts of bright, shiny things inside his head (which is why it's fun to crawl around in there).
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[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
lolol Tell him, Tony, tell him! Now is not the time to learn to shut up.
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sinfulslasher: gibbs tony heart[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
LOL! I'm sure he will. Once they're both taking a shower.

Together. *bg*
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[identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SEE??? HE TOTALLY WAS THE SWAMP THING! :D

Hehe, this was funny - makes me like the episode a whole lot more. *g*
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sinfulslasher: tony hmmgibbs[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
You know, when you posted your comment about The Swamp Thing?

That's when this crack!fic was born. So it's basically all your fault! LOL!

And you were totally right! I watched the scene and I was too busy thinking WTF?! to figure out what Gibbs reminded me of. Until you mentioned it. *sporfle*

I'll probably watch the ep again sometime in the future, but only the good scenes. Now I know what to avoid. LOL!
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[identity profile] little-ozzo.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
I want more stream of consciousness Tony! That was ace.

I spat out a little bit of my ice-cream (in laughter, not disgust) at the wookie comments. LOL!
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sinfulslasher: Tony Hi[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
*hands over napkin to wipe off ice cream*

Sorry about that. *g*

Unfortunately, I stole the Wookie thing from a comment on my flist (don't remember who said it though, darn it!) so I can't take credit for it. But Gibbs totally looked like one, didn't he? LOL!

Thanks for the feedback! I just felt this was what Tony wanted us to know. *g*
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[identity profile] ruefull.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
That was really cute and funny! *lol* I absolutely enjoyed it, thank you for sharing!
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sinfulslasher: tony headpet[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure Tony!Muse went for "cute" but he's pleased that you think he was funny. *g*

Thanks, baby. :) I just really needed to get this off my chest. Parts of this ep can only be explained away by serious drug abuse...sheesh... LOL!
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[identity profile] earwensilimaure.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 08:05 pm (UTC)
You just mentioned NCIS and Star Wars in one fic. I think I love you. <3
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sinfulslasher: michael hmm[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 23rd, 2009 09:29 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thank you. :) Though really, it's all Gibbs' fault, choosing that outfit! LOL!
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[identity profile] milliebear.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
LOL! This totally worked.

And the swamp thing... for real. When I saw him standing there I was like WTF IS THAT? Oh, that's... that's Gibbs?

Good grief. *snicker*
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sinfulslasher: tony whatever[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 29th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)

And yeah, I had more than one WTF? moment watching that ep... *le sigh*
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Dhae Knight: hothothot[personal profile] dhae_knight_1 on September 24th, 2009 03:06 pm (UTC)
This was hilarious. And way better than the actual episode. :-D

... uhm... Wookie!Gibbs might be my fault... ;-)
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sinfulslasher: tony happy face[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 29th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
OMG, it was you!

I remembered that it was on No Tiva (or so I think) but I couldn't for the life of me find the damn comment anymore! LOL!

Spoony's "Swamp Thing" comment started the idea of that crack!fic, but the "Wookie" comment totally sold it to me! So, thank you! I think. *g*
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[identity profile] weird-fin.livejournal.com on September 29th, 2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
The ep aired tonight and now i'm reading all the ep fics!
This was amusing! :D Swap thing Gibbs yes, but I wasn't too put off by it...Chewbacca on the other hand. Now that made me laugh/choke out loud! :P
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sinfulslasher: gibbs tony headslap[personal profile] sinfulslasher on September 29th, 2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
It's good being able to catch up, despite the Tiva crap in the episode. :) At least there was tons of Tony goodness, and Timmy goodness, and Abby goodness - and lots of Gibbs goodness, of course! :)

Glad I made you laugh, sorry I made you choke! *g*
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