(Music Store | London, UK)
Customer: “Do you sell MP3s?”
Me: “MP3 players, sir?”
Customer: “No, no, no. I want to buy MP3s.”
Me: “You can buy MP3s from our website’s digital store. It’s really easy. However, we don’t sell MP3s in store, I’m afraid.”
Customer: “So, you don’t sell MP3s in store? Why?”
Me: “You can’t hold an MP3, sir.”
And thusly, Tony doesn't get the Christmas present Gibbs wanted to buy him...