sinfulslasher | Paging my Wonder Twin!

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This one's so totally for

gibbsgirlabby! Okay, and for

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed, talking about what we would tell our hypothetical kids when they ask us where babies come from.)

Boyfriend: “I’d tell them that babies are grown when you plant a bag of Skittles in the ground.”

Me: *laughing* “A whole bag?”

Boyfriend: “Yep. And then it grows into a unicorn and the unicorn vomits up a baby. Blue unicorns for boys and pink unicorns for girls.”

Unicorns are *love*

Also? It might be near time for Maia to deliver her foal. Hmmm...

Edited 2012-03-14 20:39 (UTC)

ZOMG YES!!! *makes impatient grabby hands*

(As long as she doesn't deliver it by vomiting... O.o LOL!)

Well, depending on how horse like they are, that might not be an option.

the FUCK?

You really don't seem to know where babies come from, do ya? *shakes head sadly*

Well, I sure as hell didn't see that happen when my mom had the twins!

That's.... bizaare.

LOLOL! Someone needs to write that ;)

Well, don't let me stop ya. ;P

LOLOLOL - OMG I love that!!! *files it in brain for when faced with baby question*!

If I had used that line on my godchild when she was younger, she'd've just rolled her eyes and gone, "Gaby, seriously?!" LOL!

*dies*

Oh noes! *revives you* LOL!