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[sinfulslasher]

This? Is so totally my five-year old version of "Second Chances" wee!Tony. TOTALLY.

And look! It took place in Virginia. This is absolutely Gibbs taking his wee!Tony to the diner. You know, The Diner. Elaine would adore wee!Tony, most definitely. (Her name was Elaine, wasn't it?)

Anyway.

*dies*

(Coffee Shop | Virginia, USA)

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”