One of the gosh darn sexiest men alive (or dead, for that matter) is turning 42 today! And he's looking mighty fine, and seriously not a day older than, what, 38?

Have a friggin' brilliant B-Day, Michael! And c'mere, I'll give you your birthday spanking... *evil cackle*

(Hmm...maybe us fangirls could celebrate by writing a spanky Tony drabble or two... *ponders*)