sinfulslasher: (gibbs tony banging him)
sinfulslasher ([personal profile] sinfulslasher) wrote on January 5th, 2014 at 05:33 pm
Flirting 101 by Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Gotta love notalwaysromantic.com!

(I’m just gotten out of the bath. I am leaning over the bed, petting one of our pets. I am not wearing anything. My boyfriend is in the living room, talking on his phone to someone from work. He walks in and sees me. He is an avid sailor.)

Boyfriend: “You have such good lines.”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Boyfriend: “Like a boat. You have good lines like a sailboat. I want to put my mast in you.”

Me: “Drop anchor!”

 
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