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You're welcome.

The most amazing comm quicky_bang is currently running a new round, and the wonderful kuwlshadow chose my silly little crack fic Dawn of a New Age and created the following brilliant banner for it:



I cannot tell you how ridiculously pleased I am - this is exactly how I pictured squirrel!Dean and moose!Sam. :D

Thank you so much, kuwlshadow, for this beautiful banner. I love it at least as much as Dean loves pie! ♥

If anyone would like to shower kuwlshadow with feedback, please leave it here. :)

There's a new (for now SPN-focused) comm called quicky_bang where you can post teasers of your fic and if you're lucky, an artist claims your fic and creates some art for it.

And I was VERY lucky! :D

The wonderful milly_gal snagged my J2 fic Everything's Bigger in Texas (LJ | AO3) and created the most amazing art for it! You can have a look-see by either clicking on the fic links or by visiting her art masterpost.

Either way, please leave her lots of love.

Thank you again, Milly!!! ♥

This is a quick but very important update on my initial post here.

Jared and Jeffrey, sittin' in a tree...


(https://49.media.tumblr.com/14ac52a3f63e19e8818b1ad1303f9b62/tumblr_nxzzp7ubpn1qakee9o1_500.gif)

SLO-MO GIF FOR THE FRIGGIN' WIN!!!

Snaggled it from alexisjane who grabbed it from septembers_coda who ganked it from vyperdd... (I love my fandom!)

(Seriously, they can't tell me it was an accident. I mean, they say it was. I just refuse to accept it. *adjusts tin hat*)

My dearest, most beloved elrhiarhodan is celebrating a big birthday today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETIE!!!

Wish I could be there in person to give you your birthday spanking tacklehug, but...alas, no can do. :-(

Still, I come bearing gifts!

Well, sorta.

See, I commited wing fic! Just for you! With angst! And hurt!Neal! Did I mention wings?!

And even better, it's based on awesometastically brilliant art made by kanarek13!

Can it get any better, you ask?

Well, yes, it can. It would be so much better if I actually had the finished product to share. However, RBBs and RL and recaltricant plunnehs intervened, so the fic isn't done yet. *haz a sad* I am so sorry, dear. But I promise to finish it as soon as I possibly can, and then you shall have winged!Neal with bonus Kanarek art! That's kinda sorta good, too, right? Right???

*throws more confetti*

Screw the Emmys. The Foreign Press knows greatness when they see it!

I have so much love for all the flailing that's been going on on Twitter, from other WC cast and crew to co-stars from other movies, not to mention the press. THE PRESS IS JUST AS HAPPY.

Well deserved, Matty. Very well deserved. :D :D :D

The fandom stockings have been revealed, and I've spent today perusing the fillers people left in my stocking.

I may have hurt myself flailing. :D

Do yourself a favor and take a peek at all the goodies!

There are a whole bunch of awesome kitteh icons (yes, I'll happily share, and ZOMG I can't decide which ones to pick!), absolutely mouth-watering recipes, art and ficcage!

As far as stories go, all I can say is, my buttons were pushed. HARD. (Spankies! And Adler/Neal dub-con! \o/)

And I know it's not really fair to single out a specific stocking filler, but I do need to share this particular art because ZOMG PLOTBUNNY BITE!!! (click for full size)





Damn you, kanarek13! DAMN YOU!!! LOL!

Thank you so very much, everyone who was nice and generous enough to fill my stocking! *feels very loved*

I know I'm a little late to the party, but I still wanted to throw some confetti. GO MATTY! And also? GO COLLARS! We did it! Better late than never, right? *g*

Now let's all keep our fingers crossed for the Golden Globes on Sunday...

kanarek13 is the most brilliant artist I know (and we have some amazing artists in our midst!) and I love, love, love her artwork. Always have, always will.

kanarek13 is also one of the most generous, wonderful people I've ever been lucky enough to meet (even if it's only been online...for now!).

I thought I couldn't adore her any more...and then she goes and sends me this:



(click on the masterpiece for the full-sized version)

She created this cover art for my silly little story The Little Merman. I'm completely blown away by the art, and it makes my fic a million times better (the visual! GUH!).

THANK YOU, my dearest Kanarek, for making this for me and giving it to me so generously.  I ♥ you so much!!!

This is just about the most well deserved award ever!

(Also, congrats to The Normal Heart winning Best Movie. Well deserved, indeed.)

I'm so excited, I could do somersaults!



Lookee at my shiny new LJ header, all courtesy of the wonderful elrhiarhodan!

Ai wuvz U, Elr!



Thank you so much!!! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR EEEELR,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!!!



It's my dearest elrhiarhodan's birthday today! :D *throws confetti* So I wrote her a li'l birthday story.

Since she has a huge shaving kink, the boys wanted to congratulate her as well by re-enacting the above scene in a kinky fic.

This is not that story. *g* (it does feature a wee bit of shaving though, so there's that...)

I know that news are currently floating between the "unofficially" (at Deadline.com) and "officially" (at TVline.com) version, but it looks like he got a semi-nice birthday present:

Season 6 is apparently a go, though it is shortened to only six episodes.

Considering Matt's own statement that there'll be a season 6, I'm going with "officially" and just wait until USA deems it necessary to actually tell the lowly masses anything.

So, yay, more White Collar! And boo, only six eps!

Either way, happy birthday, favorite conman! May season 6 have you find what you truly want. (Freedom. Another treasure. Your own island. Your own place in the Burkes' bed. And a pony.)

kanarek13 created some cover art for my fic Canine Confessions, and I'm lovin' it!!! :D :D :D

Lookee here:



(click for full-sized version)

The look on Neal's face kills me!!! Hee.

Thanks so much, kanarek13!

As usual, elrhiarhodan proves to be awesome because she's hosting this:



I wish I had the time to really spam participate in the meme, but I'm way behind on getting my Ficmas stories ready, so... I'll just point you in the right direction and hope you'll all share the WC lurve!

elrhiarhodan is made of awesomecake with ZOMG-icing.

Just so you know.

That is all.

(Oh, you wanna know why? Because she made me this icon. *points* YUM!)

(If anyone feels inspired and wants to write back alley dirty sex PWP ficlets, I won't stop ya.)

(You know, just puttin' it out there...)

Thank you, Elr!!! :D :D :D

'tis the time to be jolly...and charitable.

Lots of folks take part in the yuletides and wishlists that are floating around in the fandom world these days. I'd like to do something a little different.

"My" wishlist can be found here. Santa CAN organizes a gift drive for foster kids in Los Angeles (my old hometown). Please have a look at the website and then at the registered wish list.

Personally, I think this is the most awesomest thing ever (thank you to Willie Garson for tweeting about this) and I whole-heartedly support this organization. In fact, I've already bought a gift for a little girl that I hope will make her holidays a bit brighter this year.

Here's where you come in: If you go and play Santa for a child (or two or three...) and buy a present, I will write you a story! Easy, ain't it?

1. Peruse the wish list. Everyone is able to spend something! There are gifts for less than 10 dollars, people!
2. Follow the instructions to buy the gift. It's easy. I just did it and it took me less than five minutes. You can pay by credit card or PayPal, for example, so even non-US residents can be Santa.
3. You will receive a confirmation email. Forward this email to me or send a screen shot of the confirmation to me at sinfulslasher @ gmail.com so I can see that (a) you did buy a gift and (b) how much it cost.
4. Comment here to let me know (a) that you played Santa and (b) what your prompt(s) is/are.

I cannot promise 100 words per dollar spent (if you buy something for over 100 dollars, I'll be...writing for a long time... O_o LOL!). However, I will do my best to match the amount spent with the words I'll write. And I'm generally wordy, so there's that.

You can prompt me with anything. Challenge me! :-) You know my fandoms/characters/pairings. If you're unsure, feel free to ask! I'll try my best to give you what you want, I promise! You can give me one prompt for a longer story or two or more prompts for ficlets if you bought a more expensive gift (or more than one small gift). The sky's the limit here. I will write as many stories as there are folks willing to participate!

Please note: Because I think this is a damn worthy cause, these stories will have top priority and will be written asap! (among the other commissioned fics)

All gifts must be received by December 16th, which gives y'all about a month to play Santa!

( Here's a screen shot of the confirmation email I received )

As the gift is worth 30 bucks, I'd now write myself a 3K story. :-)

I really, really hope that many of my awesome flisters will decide to give a little something to make a child's holidays happier! THANK YOU!!!

(by the way, this will count as my January Edition of my Unwritten Stories Meme, with the difference that I'm obviously writing complete stories and not just a snippet about the unwritten story)

Donation 1 (for 3,300 words) by hawk_soaring:
* Explicit dark!fic (NCIS or White Collar, preferably dark!Tony as serial killer) - FILLED! (~1,200 words)
* Gibbs introduces Tony to the world of BDSM...on an undercover assignment. It doesn't take long for Tony to realize Gibbs isn't acting. And it doesn't take long for Gibbs to realize he's never letting Tony go. - FILLED! (~3,500 words)

Donation 2 (for 2,900 words) by cinderella81: - FILLED! (~3,100 words)
* Something supernatural, but lighthearted. Perhaps Shannon comes down and gently nudges Gibbs and Tony together. Car problems, water main broken, etc...just trying to get them together :D

Donation 3 (for 1,200 words) by sexycazzy - FILLED! (~1,400 words)
* a crossover with NCIS/WhiteCollar - a superpower AU where everyone has got a special power of some kind...expect Tony who doesn't have any powers. His team at the NCIS looks down on him and use him like an errand boy for not having any power. He doesn't feel appreciated enough. On one case, NCIS and WC has to join forces to work on a case, and the WC team is impressed with Tony's investigating skills and wants to recruit him for their own team, and doesn't care that Tony doesn't have any kind of a power.
or
* Tony/Neal, every Christmas Tony always goes to see Neal and they spend time together before going back to their respective jobs. Cue sexy times as hell! :D

Donation 4 (for 3,000 words) by lov_pb - FILLED! (~3,300 words)
* Would adore a pre-series H/C fic with Peter and Neal thrown together into danger from an outside force. Neal must use his wiles to protect Peter from a baddie he's worked with in the past. Peter, suspicious and injured, struggles with the trust issue. :)

Donation 5 (for 1,000 words) by cookielaura - FILLED! (~1,500 words)
* Peter/Neal pre-slash - one (or both) of them agonising over whether to send Christmas presents/Valentine's cards/a birthday present which will show their true feelings.

...and Matty's very diplomatic response to the 50 Shades debacle... *smishes him*

( spoilers behind cut, obviously )

Also? People who abuse change.org should be slapped with a smelly, dead fish. Yes, I'm also looking at the Ben-Affleck-Is-Not-Batman people. *glowers* If you phrase (and abuse SPaG) the way this petition is phrased, you cannot be taken seriously. Just sayin'.

Also, also? If you wanna see a Peter-centric spoiler, mosey on over to aragarna's LJ and have a look at this! *flails*

Can I just say THANK YOU for the official announcement of who got cast as Christian Grey, and it ain't Matty?! \o/

I sincerely hope that the crazy masses of even crazier people will now finally shut the friggin' hell up.

Life is good. :D

I just wanted to thank everyone who congratulated me, gave me v-gifts or fic (!!!) as birthday pressie.

I had a wonderful time yesterday, got some wonderful pressies in RL, I ate good food, drank yummy alcohol and was merry. :D

I'll respond to everyone individually later on, but for now, this is a blanket tacklehug-groupsnuggle-dankoo.

*smishes you all*