Snaffled from all over my flist...

Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 117. The second sentence will be your life for 2017.

Okay, so I had to find the nearest book in English obviously and there's a stack of books nearby with the following two books among them: Douglas Adams' "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and Anne Bishop's "The Black Jewels Trilogy". (Eclectic taste, you say? Diverse interests, says I.)

Anyway, here's the quote from Hitchhiker: "The old man frowned as he stepped in."

And here's the quote from Black Jewels: "If not, the whole damn court was acting queer."

So, uh...okay then? LOL! I mean, I like older men so JDM, please feel free to join JIB con this year and step into my life by way of a tacklehug!photo op. *g*

I choose to interpret "queer" as "gay" and yes, I plan on filling my life with lots and lots of gay fanfiction. :D

Stole this from elrhiarhodan (who's at fault for everything).

Rules: Go to this website and enter 14 characters from any fandom or fandoms (or whatever you’re into) and match them to the order of the following questions.

( my list )

Snaffled from wings128...because, really, for that kind of money? BARGAIN!



( Gaby's $ 5.00 order... )

Snagged from theatregirl7299 because it looked like fun!

Something Starting With...

It's harder than you think.
You are not allowed to use google.
Answer the following questions using the first letter of your name.
Feel free to play too. Good Luck!!

Name: Gaby
Animal: Gerbil
Boy's name: Gabriel (that's totes not a cop out! I love that name!)
Girl's name: Gillian
Colour: Green
Something you wear: Glasses
Drink: Uh...Glass of milk! *g*
Food: Godiva chocolate
Something you find in your bathroom: Gel
Reason to be late: Goddamn public transportation

Everyone, use googlemaps today!

Even if you don't need to go anywhere, just open googlemaps.

Trust me on this.

(And prepare to lose an hour or so of your life on awesome funstuff, so make sure you don't have any important meetings scheduled five minutes later.)

I dunno which is better: emo!Jensen or wig!Jared.

Either way, thank you so much, Misha, for making my day. ♥

Ganked from rabidchild...

Meme:
1. Go through your 5-10 most recent fics and in each, pick out a line that describes a character (no OCs). If you don't get to 5-10 different characters, you can keep going back to older fics until you get there.
2. List the fandoms that these characters are from.
3. List the quotes from your fic that give a hint to who these characters are. Blank out their name if you have to. This is not a test of how well people know your fic, so choose the quotes that reflect something about the character.
4. Let your f-list guess who the characters are. No peeking at your fic list!!!

As you know, I write White Collar and NCIS fiction. And I had to dig up a couple of old(er) fics to find a total of 10 quotes. Don't wanna make it too easy for ya, after all! *g*

Okay, here we go!

( quotes behind cut )

I may have actually flailed to death watching this a bajillion times.



MATT BOMER AND TIM DEKAY RULE MY WORLD!!!

Best. Bromance. Ever. (And not just on the show. \o/)

(I will never be able to listen to The World's Most Horrific Song Ever (TM) without thinking of them now. This is, by the way, a Good Thing. Because their rendition is made of awesomesauce!)

Now that I can finally access LJ again (SHEESH!!!), here's a little something for elrhiarhodan. I'm sure her NealMuse will approve. Mine does. *g*



Hee!

If you are a White Collar fan, if you have heard about this show or are even the least bit aware of the fact that there's television and TV shows and actors, you need to run, not walk, and look at

Burkeology: A Viewer's Compendium by neontiger55

I solemnly swear, I LOLed until I cried. It's awesometastic and brilliant and ZOMG hilarious!!!

Go! Now! Shoo!!! I promise, you won't be disappointed!

Too bad I don't have a unicorn icon, so my bouncing elephant has to suffice...

gibbsgirlabby, this one's for you! :)

(all hail http://notalwaysright.com!)

(Fast Food | Georgia, USA)

(This gentleman has just ordered a vanilla cone. My coworker is standing at the window giving it out while I am beside her. He asks an odd question as he is handed his ice cream.)

Customer: “Do you believe in unicorns?”

Coworker: “What?“

Customer: “Doo-dee-doo-dee…”

(He takes the ice cream cone and smashes it onto the top of his head, I’m assuming as to resemble a unicorn horn, and then drives away.)

Me: “Oh, my.”

Coworker: “Did that really just happen?”

I don't know how long you've been around fandom (whichever fandom that may be), but I'm sure at least some of you still remember "fondly" the times of angelfire and geocities and eGroups and the like.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're either too young or still a newbie to fandom in general. Rejoice. *g*

Anyway, if you want to have a good laugh, geocities-ize your website! (or any website that strikes your fancy, really) It's oodles of fun, I promise! Though beware of potential migraines from the awfulness that used to be, well, geocities. LOL!

I don't know how long you've been around fandom (whichever fandom that may be), but I'm sure at least some of you still remember "fondly" the times of angelfire and geocities and eGroups and the like.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're either too young or still a newbie to fandom in general. Rejoice. *g*

Anyway, if you want to have a good laugh, geocities-ize your website! (or any website that strikes your fancy, really) It's oodles of fun, I promise! Though beware of potential migraines from the awfulness that used to be, well, geocities. LOL!

This one's for dietpunkfics in particular... Saw this and died from the lulz, so had to share! :)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/airman.asp

Where's Gibbs when you need him to investigate...something? *gigglesnort*

This one's for dietpunkfics in particular... Saw this and died from the lulz, so had to share! :)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/airman.asp

Where's Gibbs when you need him to investigate...something? *gigglesnort*

Gotta love http://notalwaysright.com...


(Tech Support | Dublin, Ireland )

Customer: "So, I bought this printer from you and set it all up. My computer keeps saying 'printer not found'."

Me: "Well, that doesn't sound right. Could you tell me what you have tried so far?"

Customer: "Well, I turned the screen towards the printer, but the computer still keeps telling me that it can't find the printer!"

Gotta love http://notalwaysright.com...


(Tech Support | Dublin, Ireland )

Customer: "So, I bought this printer from you and set it all up. My computer keeps saying 'printer not found'."

Me: "Well, that doesn't sound right. Could you tell me what you have tried so far?"

Customer: "Well, I turned the screen towards the printer, but the computer still keeps telling me that it can't find the printer!"

In honor of all the people who continue to hit Level 5 (Insult Inferno) during internet arguments, I share with you the following awesometastic chart which I found here: http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2011/08/03/so-youre-mad-about-something-on-the-internet/ and is copyrighted by the brilliant H. Caldwell Tanner and Rosscott Nover.

( behind cut because it's huge )

In honor of all the people who continue to hit Level 5 (Insult Inferno) during internet arguments, I share with you the following awesometastic chart which I found here: http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2011/08/03/so-youre-mad-about-something-on-the-internet/ and is copyrighted by the brilliant H. Caldwell Tanner and Rosscott Nover.

( behind cut because it's huge )

Bestest. Twitter. Account. Evah.

Just click on it and have a look. I'm in love.