Just so you know, I hate all of you. *g*

sensory deprivation	cages	unrequited pining	fire	hallucinations
fall from grace	forced to hurt somebody	abandonment issues	job-related trauma	loss of job / income
group support	pneumonia	WILD CARD	combat	isolation
destruction / natural disasters	grief	mutation	de-age	panic attacks
medication	scars	difficult / unexpected pregnancy	skeletons in the closet	whipping / flogging

(crossposted to my fanfic comm gaby_fanfic - prompts welcome!)

Everyone on my flist seems to be snagging bingo cards from hc_bingo these days! And I love h/c! Love reading it, love writing it.

But I already have so much on my plate. And I can't seem to find my muse or any plunnies so tackling the stuff I already signed up for is a huge problem. I don't want to add more pressure by signing up for hc_bingo.

But I'm a lemming! Everyone does it, so I gotta do it too, right?

Ack.

*wants* *resists* *wants* *resists* *wants*



HAAAAALP!

1. I've had the week from HELL
2. I'm 800+ posts behind on my flist (sorry for not commenting, I probably haven't seen your post yet!)
3. My Muse has gone into hiding and I need inspiration
4. I want to try out something new (for me) and this looks like fun
5. Just because!



If you like SPN or SPNRPF, why not sign up too? :)

I know I have a lot of catching up to do but the weekend is already pretty full with RL obligations and running errands and such so...don't hold your breath that I'll be spamming y'all with comments. Le Sigh. Will try my best to catch up though!

In the meantime: Happy Spring Flinging! :)

GetYourWordsOut: Year Six!
Pledges & Requirements | GYWO.net


And yes, I upped the ante. I signed up for Moderate (250K) instead of this year's Basic (200K).

Then again, I thought I had signed up for 150K initially, so I suddenly had to find another 50K in me, and I managed just fine. Granted, I haven't reached my goal yet (about 10K more to go) but with the 12 Days of Ficmas, I'm positive I'll make it. :)

So, what's another 50K next year, right? :)

Which, of course, means that I'll continue to need your prompts on a monthly basis. *g*

And now go forth and pledge as well! There's anything from 150K to ludicrous 500K. I dare ya. I double-dare ya!

Yeah, like I need another challenge, right? Wrong. LOL! Please note that this will count as the May Edition of my Unwritten Stories Meme (and yeah, I'm posting this at the beginning of April, not on May 1st, for obvious reasons...I need to be mentally prepped for all the kinky/juicy/dirty prompts you'll hopefully give me. *waggles eyebrows*)

May is The Merry Month of Masturbation. I've seen the mmom challenge floating around my flist for a few years now but never participated. Well, I gotta write at least 200K this year for getyourwordsout, and what better way to get there than to write a piece of wankfic every day for the entire month!

So, I'm going to need your help, dear flist! I need 31 prompts, one for each day, and I'll write a ficlet based on them.

There are just a couple of simple rules:
1. No more than 3 prompts per person (for now), please. Only 1 prompt per person, and yes, another prompt is allowed even if you already prompted me! :)
2. Please give me a one-word prompt. Just a single word. No fandom, no pairings, no other set-up. I'll write in your preferred fandom with (hopefully) your preferred character/pairing/moresome, of course. :)

And now, go forth and prompt me! :D

(yes, this is really all elrhiarhodan's fault! *g*)

( Prompts behind cut )

I really shouldn't do this, but what the heck, I'm all for inspiring plot bunnies, so here we go:

Snagged from hawk_soaring and kaylashay, then tweaked it slightly to make it easier for me and my Muses. *g*

* The first 13 commentators (only one each, please!), please pick an AU scenario from the list below and pair it with a fandom and pairing(s) OR character(s) for focus that I write (see additional list below), and I'll write a fic for you.
* First come, first served.
* One scenario per comment. If somebody has already claimed the scenario that you want, and you're still one of the first 13 commentators, you need to choose a remaining scenario. Fandoms and pairings and characters can be used more than once, but scenarios only get one use.
* If you want me to write a combination I haven't listed below, feel free to ask and I might give it a try anyway! :)

Please mix 'n match the following:

Scenarios:
(01) Bookshop AU for goldylost - NCIS: Gibbs/Tony
(02) Vampire AU for kaylashay - White Collar: Peter/El/Neal
(03) Magic AU
(04) Apocalypse AU for blumvale - NCIS: Gibbs/Tony
(05) Master/Slave AU for theatregirl7299 : White Collar: Master!Neal/slave!Peter
(06) College/High School/University AU for hawk_soaring - NCIS/White Collar: Tony/Neal or Tony & Neal - FILLED!
(07) Superpower AU for kanarek13 - White Collar: Peter/Neal
(08) Hooker AU for dmk0064 - White Collar: Peter/hooker!Neal
(09) Western AU for doctor_fangeek - White Collar: Peter/Neal or Peter/El/Neal or Peter & Neal
(10) Shapeshifter AU for hinky_hippo - NCIS: Gibbs/Tony
(11) Military AU for taylorgibbs - NCIS: reactivated!Gibbs serving under cocky officer!Tony
(12) Werewolf AU for sasha1600 - X Files: needs-to-stop-chasing-aliens-and-open-his-damn-eyes!Mulder and secretly-a-werewolf!Skinner
(13) Pirate AU for rabidchild67 - hook-handed!Peter/Neal

Pairings:
* White Collar: Peter/Neal or Peter/El/Neal
* NCIS: Gibbs/Tony
* The X Files: Mulder/Skinner or Mulder/Skinner/Krycek or Skinner/Krycek

Characters:
* White Collar: Peter, Neal, El (in minor roles: Mozzie, June)
* NCIS: Gibbs, Tony, McGee, Abby
* The X Files: Mulder, Skinner, Krycek

This fic challenge has nothing to do with my monthly Unwritten Stories Meme, by the way! Feel free to leave me an additional prompt in the March Edition of the USM! :)